Intro for June 26, 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2013 13:04:18 June 26, 2013 13:04:18

Dear Gossips,

SMUT Toronto! Thank you for coming! A full recap of the event will follow later today. But the true star of the night? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, because I’m just a supporting character in the story of my own life; she has always been the lead. If you were there, you would have seen her, even though we had a plate of food ready for her, pull out a zip-lock baggie with her own sandwich. You know those lists they make on Buzzfeed or wherever? Signs that your parents are immigrants? Well… this.

Many of you have been asking me about my glasses. I wore Dan Levy last night, and throughout SMUT Soiree season. Out of vanity and obsession – with Jenna Lyons. It worked! Because I’ve received more compliments on these glasses than any other part of my wardrobe. AND…well… look at the price point. For those of us who wear glasses, $95 for a pair of frames is pretty badass.

Click here to shop the collection and here for the D.L. Eyewear Twitter. Does the female model look familiar? If you’re interested, readers will receive $10 off at check out. The promo code is “SMUT 2013”. My glasses are the Whitehall in Matte Black. And if you’re Asian, here’s the bonus – I don’t have to add nose stoppers to mine. They don’t slide. Right? The Whitehalls come in sunglasses too.

Did you watch 24/7 Flyers-Rangers: Road to the Winter Classic? At the time, I wrote that I was attracted to John Tortorella in a boyfriend kind of way. He’s moving to Vancouver just as I’m leaving. Now I have to rewrite our entire meet-cute screenplay.

Yours in gossip,


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