Dear Gossips,

If you’re seeing Magic Mike this weekend, be warned that it’ll be pretty ripe in there, and well before the movie actually starts, which is even more gross considering that it’s summertime and people may already be kinda funky from the temperature. Fine, if we can’t agree on more than one shower a day can we compromise on wipes? Please. Carry wipes.

Happy Canada Day!

It’s a long weekend here in Canada. But if you’re not Canadian, or if you’re working on Monday anyway, I am too. Please come visit.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Where are you watching on Sunday? It’s an epic final for sure. I am still weepy over this shot of Mario Balotelli and his mother - have you seen it? But if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart is...