Dear Gossips,

Andy Cohen is apparently developing a show featuring people who claim they’ve slept with celebrities. So, like, Twi-Hards, but those who actually were able to close the deal.

Do you care?

I LOVE gossip, live for gossip, crusade for gossip…and I don’t care.

Here’s what I do care about: celebrities having sex with other celebrities. So if Andy Cohen’s interviewing Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth about them f-cking each other? Yes, please. Take my money.

But a random on television talking about how he snuck on to Miley’s tour bus, or another random explaining how she crawled under a table at a bar to suck off Adam Levine…? That’s an entirely different show that I’m not wasting time on.

Yours in gossip,