It's Day 3 at Royal Ascot and the Queen was joined in her carriage today by her granddaughter-in-law. No. Not that one. Autumn Phillips, the Canadian. Her Majesty decided to ride with her today. So, you know, Mrs Cambridge isn't the only favourite.
Haven't heard from Lindsay Lohan in a while. Do you miss her? Well, she's back. Hollywood lost a tough guy yesterday and Lohan hopped on Twitter to make sure that you know that she and James Gandolfini were friends. Just so you know, rehab for the 5th time hasn’t made her any less of a f-cking asshole.
Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t, right? How about Asian Girl Sh-t? Rich Asian Girl Sh-t? Please. Our culture is OLD. We’ve been perfecting Girl Sh-t forever. So if you’re looking for a good summer read, go for Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan. Before you ask -- this is NO exaggeration. They act like that when they don’t have money. They act even MORE like that when they do.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Thanks again for all your emails and tweets re: Fifty Shades Of My Obsession. If you missed my post about it -- scroll down or click here.