Dear Gossips,

Gatsby to open Cannes!?

It's actually perfect. A 3D Gatsby could only, really, open in Cannes -- decadence and depravity in the South of France, not only in high definition surround sound, but also, literally, leaping on the screen. And Leo loves his French Riviera yacht time. You know how in high school and university, people would break up so that they could be “single for the summer”? I feel like that’s a phrase Leo might still use.

Don Draper vs Don Draper... are you ready?

Mad Men returns soon (April 7) and what a great poster they just released. Imagination!

When can we talk about House Of Cards? Sasha just sent me a note -- she’s sitting behind me today -- to tell me she’s obsessed with it. I finished last week, Duana hasn’t started, and it’s almost been two months so I’m giving you another week and then we must discuss. Someone needs to tell Katie Holmes and Mrs Justin Timberlake that television is safe to come home to. 

Yours in gossip,

Lainey