Dear Gossips,
Things I keep thinking about but don’t understand...
1. Where is the plane!?!?
2. What kind of apps is Shaq buying for $1000 a week?
3. Why do people keep talking about The Bachelor?
4. How did Lupita Nyong’o lose out on a role to Rooney Mara?
5. Where is the plane??? Why can’t anybody agree on any information? It’s like INTOUCH Weekly and LIFE&STYLE have taken over the reporting for this entire story. WTF?!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey