Dear Gossips,

Many of you have emailed about Jessica Simpson’s baby name:

Maxwell? Maxi for short?

Let me stop you right there. Porny Name Pool
Please.
No emails about the obvious. It is beneath you.

Also, the origin for this story is In Touch Weekly. In other words, this is a non-story. For those of you, if any, who entered our Porny Name Pool with “Maxwell”, maybe don’t declare victory just yet.  

What is the value of a comment section on a blog? Interesting article about it has been posted here. The discussion is particularly relevant this week because, well, I’m not comfortable taking the word of an anonymous commenter from a blog’s comments section and making it an actual story. In Touch, Life & Style, Star, The Daily Mail...they’re sh-t enough. And now this? It compromises the standard. Unless of course you think that gossip doesn’t deserve a standard. That gossip is traded only among degenerates anyway and isn’t worthy of quality control. If that’s the case, then Twi-Hards will soon become the only reliable sources for the status of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s relationship. Which means they broke up on Monday, and yesterday she got pregnant.

Is this...Good For Gossip?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey