Dear Gossips,

“You know, you look a lot better without all that black sh-t under your eyes.”

Did she?

Then, maybe. But now?

By today’s standards, at least to me, Ally Sheedy totally looked better in The Breakfast Club BEFORE Claire gave her the hairband makeover. Come on. This… cute, in a Kristen Stewart kind of way.

And this…

… is super lame.

You know what that’s called?

It’s called 30 F-CKING YEARS. The Breakfast Club is 30 years old! Yesterday Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy were together in Austin at SXSW to celebrate the anniversary. The film has been remastered and will be screened in theatres for a limited run starting next week. I might have to go and look around, see how many other people there are still living the 80s.

Besides style preferences though, you know what else has changed in 30 years? 30 years ago, we could deal with that ending. There was no future for Claire and Bender. There could only ever be an earring. Now? If they ever tried to remake that movie? On Monday they’d walk into school hand in hand. That would kill me.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Congratulations Jen G for Vancouver, BC! Jen G is the winner of an $1850 gift certificate from Holt Renfrew, a $500 Homesense gift card, and a $300 gift card to Home Depot for correctly predicting 21 Oscar categories with the earliest time stamp in our Annual Red Carpet contest. There was a glitch in our database that messed with the initial ballot calculation. So, in addition to Kelly, our first announced winner, Jen G will be receiving a prize of equal value consisting of the aforementioned items. Thanks again to all of you for entering and let’s play again next year!