Dear Gossips,

Every time Miley Cyrus goes to a party and poses with a penis cake, some friend of hers ends up selling her out. It’s the same reason Lindsay Lohan will never really stay out of trouble. And also why a casket photo of Whitney Houston was made available in a tabloid. Surrounded by family, managed by family, these lowlifes still managed to infiltrate Whitney’s life, undoubtedly, in one way or another, contributing to her death. Of course there’s always the crew that drove around the hills, robbing their famous friends. You think LA Face is bad...

What about LA Friendships? Click here for a shady example.

Plans for the weekend? If all goes according to the delivery schedule at the mailbox, I’ll be super-nerd cocooned with a new book I’ve been waiting for for a long, long time and watching my brand new Senna DVD with all the special features.

And you? May the odds be ever in your favour.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,