Dear Gossips,
Crucio, now!
Two things blew up my life yesterday. The first:
ZAYYYYYNNNNN!!!
Maybe you don’t understand the drama, but there were a lot of parents trying to coax their teenagers out of the bathroom last night, OK? This is real pain.
And then…
The Dark Lord Funk came and soothed it. They know the world. They KNOW our world. That’s what makes me so happy about this video – because it was created by legit students of magic. One of us. Or at least one of me. Because I belong to Slytherin House. And we won the House Cup. And I actually do HAVE a wand to drop.
A wand drop!
I don’t carry my wand around with me every day, what the f-ck is my problem?
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
