Dear Gossips,

Thor is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Have you seen the promos? The star of the promos is Leslie Jones and it’s her first time.

“Whatever, baby, just stay pretty.”

I love her. Please write lots of sketches for them together. I’d rather see that than watch him take his shirt off although I know that’s not a popular sentiment. He still doesn’t do it for me. That said, I know I’ve lost all credibility in your eyes now because I told you that I was feeling Justin Bieber on the cover of Men’s Health.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey