Dear Gossips,

What the F-CK? is all I kept writing to Duana last night over email. Over and over again. What the F-CK just happened on Game Of Thrones? And how will I last through the week to find out? This after having watched the latest episode of Mad Men, also stressing the whole time. Back to back, two of the best written, tightest episodes of television I’ve ever seen. There are so-called “filmmakers” out there who couldn’t manage the consistent level of artistry and excellence that these two TV shows are delivering week after week after week.

Thank you Victoria for a lovely 24 hours. It was gorgeous. And we had a wonderful dinner at Ulla. The food was great. But you know what impressed me most? Portion size. None of this precious mini gourmet one-bite appetiser bullsh-t. Sasha lost her mind over the polenta cubes. Justin Bieber appears to be losing his mind over fame. Busy column today. Please check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey