Dear Gossips,
“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention," said a deranged Simon from Misfits to Theon Greyjoy. Is anyone sad about Theon being tortured? Are we supposed to enjoy it? Because I really enjoy it.
As for no happy endings, well, you give me a line like that and then you show me Jon Snow and Gidget embracing in the closing shot and now I worry. I’ve been worried since last week that Gidget won’t last. (Don’t tell me, GOT know-it-allers! The fun part is the predicting!) I don’t worry at all that Robb Stark won’t last. If that kind of leadership didn’t work for his dad, why keep him around? Besides, as I’ve already mentioned, based on averages alone, how is it possible for all 6 Stark kids to still be around after 3 seasons? One of them has to go. Robb or Rickon, pick one.
Duana’s full Game Of Thrones recap is coming up this morning. At this point, any scene involving Old Lady Tyrell is like porn for us. Speaking of porn...
Dress Porn! The Costume Institute Gala goes tonight in New York. Coverage for the MET Gala is like an awards show. There will likely be more than 30 articles posted tomorrow so it’s going to be an allnighter -- we’re starting early, at midnight. So if you’re up, please do come by to see who actually went punk.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
