Intro for May 7, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 12:43:26 May 7, 2012 12:43:26

Dear Gossips,

The Met Gala is tonight - itΓÇÖs the dress porniest event of the year! As always, weΓÇÖll go hard on the recap tomorrow. Judging from the arrivals IΓÇÖve seen so far over the last couple of days in New York, itΓÇÖs looking like another good one. And Carey Mulligan will be making her first appearance after marrying Marcus Mumford.

My Sundays are planned around Game Of Thrones now; itΓÇÖs the one show that has to be watched at air time. Am already anxious as IΓÇÖm on the road the next three weeks, just as the season is ending. What occurred to me last night - and this is not a spoiler - is that there are too many Starks: Catelyn, Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran, Rickon, and Jon Snow who may or may not be a true Stark but since weΓÇÖve not yet found out the secret surrounding his birth, heΓÇÖs considered one for now. ThatΓÇÖs 7 of them. And, well, as percentages go, in this environment, you figure at least one of them has to get picked off. How much time does a patriarchΓÇÖs death buy you in the Game Of Thrones?

If it were up to me IΓÇÖd get rid of that goddamn insufferable Catelyn. ΓÇ£I told you not to trust a Greyjoy!ΓÇ¥ Um, we could also have avoided all this sh-t if you hadnΓÇÖt stupidly kidnapped Tyrion Lannister, DUMBASS. Still...she is right about Robb. I wonder if heΓÇÖs too guileless. Like his father. ItΓÇÖs not exactly an attribute that takes you far in these parts. As previously noted, IΓÇÖve not read the books and donΓÇÖt intend to, but if had to make a prediction, Robb Stark is not long for this world. Too one dimensional. As is Joffrey. Joffrey wonΓÇÖt die because heΓÇÖs too evil - but that psychopath is entertaining, non? Joffrey will eat it because heΓÇÖs a f-cking idiot. Am getting tired of the Khaleesi shaking her fist at the sky and declaring that sheΓÇÖs the one true heir. Can they write her some new dialogue? Duana has the full recap later this morning.

Thanks for all your emails re: Insurgent. Sounds like many of you put off the weekend to get through it, right? Love hearing your thoughts. Keep sending!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey  


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