Dear Gossips,

Group hug! It’s not Pipsqueak!

PEOPLE has named its Sexiest Man Alive 2011: Bradley Cooper. Agree or disagree? Wait! I’m writing a full article on it. Email me after. Or... many of you have written lately asking about when the Weekly LiveBlogs are coming back. Answer:

Today!

Please join Sarah from Cinesnark and me at 3pm ET/Noon PT to discuss, I’m sure, the SMA, movies, and more.

By the way, you know who made the list?

Um, Justin Theroux. And, like, there’s nothing wrong with being sexy for who you date. Think of it as paying it forward, is that the expression? Brad Pitt made Jennifer Aniston sexy. Or, you know, debatably interesting. Now she’s done the same for her new guy.

As you would expect, the Rob-Hards are very, very upset. About an hour ago, I received the following email from “Leanne”:

Are you happy now? Rob got robbed again! When will you rest Lainey Gossip? You won’t be happy until you’ve destroyed him will you? What did Rob ever do to you? WHAT DID THIS GENTLE ENGLISH BOY EVER DO TO YOU? Live with this on your hands. On your hands.

That would be Robert Pattinson. Who is not the Sexiest Man Alive. Give it another few years. You can’t argue with statistics.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey