Intro for November 16, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2011 14:43:26 November 16, 2011 14:43:26

Dear Gossips,

Group hug! ItΓÇÖs not Pipsqueak!

PEOPLE has named its Sexiest Man Alive 2011: Bradley Cooper. Agree or disagree? Wait! IΓÇÖm writing a full article on it. Email me after. Or... many of you have written lately asking about when the Weekly LiveBlogs are coming back. Answer:

Today!

Please join Sarah from Cinesnark and me at 3pm ET/Noon PT to discuss, IΓÇÖm sure, the SMA, movies, and more.

By the way, you know who made the list?

Um, Justin Theroux. And, like, thereΓÇÖs nothing wrong with being sexy for who you date. Think of it as paying it forward, is that the expression? Brad Pitt made Jennifer Aniston sexy. Or, you know, debatably interesting. Now sheΓÇÖs done the same for her new guy.

As you would expect, the Rob-Hards are very, very upset. About an hour ago, I received the following email from ΓÇ£LeanneΓÇ¥:

Are you happy now? Rob got robbed again! When will you rest Lainey Gossip? You wonΓÇÖt be happy until youΓÇÖve destroyed him will you? What did Rob ever do to you? WHAT DID THIS GENTLE ENGLISH BOY EVER DO TO YOU? Live with this on your hands. On your hands.

That would be Robert Pattinson. Who is not the Sexiest Man Alive. Give it another few years. You canΓÇÖt argue with statistics.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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