Dear Gossips,

So I’ve been behind on a lot of my sh-t because of the travelling. And finally, after getting nagged by so many of you, I’ve caught up on Misfits. A longer post will follow on this later but for now, like, ummm...

Not to sound smug but...

What was there to worry about? It’s fine. More than fine. And, frankly, I don’t even remember Nathan, which is the ultimate testament to the brilliance of this show: that it not only survives, but thrives, even without an original character.  

For those of you who don’t know...

! Watch it! Love it! And then tell them to f-ck off with their US version of it!

Thank you for all your emails about the Sexiest Man Alive. Bradley Cooper doesn’t seem all that popular. Can we hear from some Cooper quiverers? Or are all of you being trampled by the Ryan Gosling vote? Look, Gosling is hot, no doubt. And, to me anyway, sexier than Bradley Cooper. But the SMA is probably beneath him, and there’s no need to be starting up petitions and crazy campaigns to reverse the decision. That, right there, is some Twi-Hard sh-t.

Please, please do not ever, ever allow Ryan Gosling to be associated with anything that resembles Twi-Hard behaviour.

Yours in gossip,