Dear Gossips,

My final argument in favour of Charlie Hunnam’s odds of being named the Sexiest Man Alive as part of the annual handicapping feature was as follows:

“He knows how to f-ck. I promise you.”

Here’s a screencap of Charlie from last week’s episode of Sons Of Anarchy during a montage of several characters having sex that the Parents Television Council is now objecting to.

I guess it’s because I don’t have kids. Because I don’t object to ANYTHING about this photo. We were on a shoot yesterday when it came up on my feed and the moment I showed it to Traci Melchor we both stopped breathing. Like I said, he knows how to f-ck. He knows how to use that leg as leverage and crank the right parts into the right places at exactly the right angle.

We could have had two hours of this if he didn’t drop out of Fifty Shades Of Grey. My bitterness grows.

Yours in gossip,