Intro for November 2, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 11:43:49 November 2, 2011 11:43:49

Dear Gossips,

Jacek and I were married ten years ago. Ten years is a long time. And marriage, it isnΓÇÖt easy, but for us, for all the work that we put into it, itΓÇÖs very, very rewarding. So thereΓÇÖs our marriage, and then that KardashianΓÇÖs ΓÇ£marriageΓÇ¥, now over, as you know, after a monumental 72 days. I hate that itΓÇÖs the same word. I wish the English language could offer a different word, a word that can differentiate between marriages. Because how can what Jacek and I have be, by definition, the same as what that Kardashian may or may not have pretended to have? Kinda like ΓÇ£champagneΓÇ¥, right? ItΓÇÖs only champagne if itΓÇÖs from the region. ItΓÇÖs sparkling wine when it comes from anywhere else. Needless to say, whatever it was for that Kardashian is more like rotten grape juice, but my point is that I wish there was another word. I donΓÇÖt want to have to share that word with her interpretation of it.

Anyway... as you can imagine, we are extra celebratory today. There will be Grey Goose and a private bbq grill at our bungalow and cheesy slow jams pumping through our little Maldivian retreat...and of course, a lot of celebrity smut too. OMG did Justin Bieber make a baby?

Yours in gossip,


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