Dear Gossips,

The last article about Prince Harry was posted on September 7 as he was leaving for Afghanistan. I miss him. Hot Harry was originally scheduled to be away for 4 months which means he won’t be back until the new year, during award season. In his place: a royal baby Christmas? They’re celebrating Thanksgiving in America by anticipating a British heir. More on this later.

Right now, if you haven’t already, please enjoy my favourite story of the week -- a Chinese grandfather, 72, is modelling women’s clothing. And looks better than all of us. Click here for more photos.

If you need a break from the holiday, please note it’ll be business as usual here all week. Happy US Thanksgiving!

Yours in gossip,