Dear Gossips,

You know what happened exactly a year ago today, Thanksgiving Day in America?

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were together in Brooklyn, spending the holiday with his sister and her family. They’d been dating for a few weeks, having been set up by Gwyneth Paltrow. Then they were papped, the photos were splashed everywhere, and Jakey couldn’t deal. He cut and ran on her less than a month later. We’re still waiting for the song.

Also, Jessica Simpson performed at the Macy’s Parade and all of you were bumpwatching her on pregnancy. She was not, then.

What gossip will US Thanksgiving give us this year?

Well, hopefully, some of the Hot Harry on a Horse variety. Have you heard? He has a wingman!

Yours in gossip,