Dear Gossips,

I still haven’t seen Avatar. Didn’t care, don’t care.

Avatar was a big f-cking deal…for 6 months. But, really, who cares about Avatar anymore? Do people really sit around, impatiently, waiting for new Avatars? There are three new Avatar movies coming out in 2016, 2017, and 2018. James Cameron is promising that they will blow your ass out:

"I can tell you one thing about them," Cameron laughs when Empire nonchalantly enquiries about storylines. "They're gonna be bitchin'. You will shit yourself with your mouth wide open." (Source)



Who even says that anymore???

“Bitchin’”, and its irrelevance, pretty much sums that up for me.

And then you’re going to throw this in my face when the Avatars come out and crush the box office. I can promise you right now I’m not going. Sam Worthington doesn’t do it for me.

Hard turn…

Happy Thanksgiving to all you American gossips! Thank you for making it a slowwwwww news day! If you have to get away from your relatives and all the football today, I’ll be here.

Yours in gossip,