Intro for November 30, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 14:55:32 November 30, 2011 14:55:32

Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us!

ItΓÇÖs tabloid Wednesday. And how are they following up Thanksgiving at the supermarket newsstand? Well, PEOPLE and Us Weekly are fighting each other with reality show stars. PEOPLEΓÇÖs new cover features someone IΓÇÖve never heard of (for real, I went to their website today, looked at the photo and the name beside it and had no idea) to counter Us WeeklyΓÇÖs exclusive about a pregnant Kardashian.

You groan, sure. But, much to Daniel CraigΓÇÖs chagrin, this sh-t, it sells. A magazine is a business. They wouldnΓÇÖt keep going back there if they didnΓÇÖt keep seeing a pay-off, and a big one at that. So if I donΓÇÖt care about the Kardashians, does that mean IΓÇÖm in the minority? I donΓÇÖt want to be in the minority! I want to continue to not care. I want not caring to be the 99%.

SJPΓÇÖs a snowflake and Uma ThurmanΓÇÖs breasts are featured in LifeStyle today. I might be able to get to that bra youΓÇÖve been asking about later too. And later on, SashaΓÇÖs INTO IT and more.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Hey Calgary- see you tonight at Twas The Night? IΓÇÖm hosting the red carpet! Click here for more information.


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