Dear Gossips,

How long before Scarlett Johansson sets herself up with Nate Silver? While all you other blondes are busy baking cookies and cupcakes, Scarjo’ll be making intense nerdy conversation with the breakout star of Election 2012. What Silver needs though is a fame consultant to help him navigate his new popularity, particularly now that Hollywood will be all over him. Like an adviser who’ll be able to tell him why, of course, he should accept an invitation from Scarjo and why he needs to hit ignore on the phone when Ashley Greene’s name comes up over and over again. 

Heading to New York today from Toronto and hoping for no delays. I’ve pre-written several posts and will resume as soon as I land. There shouldn’t be any interruption of gossip service.

Yours in gossip,