Intro for October 12, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2011 13:34:13 October 12, 2011 13:34:13

Dear Gossips,

Demi Moore must dread Wednesdays now. Because for the last month, every Wednesday thereΓÇÖs been a new tabloid cover with a new explosive revelation about her husbandΓÇÖs cheating; itΓÇÖs the story that keeps giving, and this week weΓÇÖre hearing directly from the girl who was f-cking DemiΓÇÖs husband Ashton Kutcher on the eve of their 6th anniversary. She describes their encounter in explicit detail. Meanwhile, Ashton continues to pimp a variety of websites and tech items on Twitter, probably for profit.  How do you ever know if Ashton Kutcher actually likes something?

Responses from you to the Beyonce Fake Baby Debate seem to be about 40% ΓÇ£ThatΓÇÖs a Pillow!ΓÇ¥ to 60% of you conceding that it simply was just a weird fold of fabric and that B really is carrying the Heir. Interestingly enough though, even those of you who DO think sheΓÇÖs pregnant also think sheΓÇÖs been padding her belly to elicit more attention. Sure, IΓÇÖll totally buy that. I have a few friends who were very little throughout their pregnancies and felt Small Bump Shame because people would freak out over bigger bumps and reject theirs for not protruding enough. That is the craziest sh-t IΓÇÖve ever heard. But I also donΓÇÖt doubt it.

Hello Montreal! WeΓÇÖre on our way today from Toronto. Flying this afternoon but there will be no interruption to the blog schedule.

Yours in gossip,


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