Dear Gossips, 

TMZ reported last night that Charlie Sheen is being investigated for allegedly pulling a knife on his dentist. According to a witness, he was tweaking on rock cocaine at the time. Well. I mean, are you really surprised?

What stands out for me in the story is why he was at the dentist in the first place: an abscess.

Can you imagine what the inside of his mouth must look like? After so many years of using? Drugs ravage your body. No amount of ginseng tiger blood can offset that. And somehow I always see him with a woman and her tongue down his throat.

On an unrelated note, several organisations including the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network and the National Sexual Violence Resource Centre are speaking out against the Maroon 5 Animals video (source).  I wrote about this the other day. Click here for a refresher. There is nothing sexy about stalking. There’s nothing sexy about a guy who is that obsessed. And it’s especially insulting that when they conceived of this idea, they probably thought they were being cool.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey