Intro for October 20, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2011 14:26:44 October 20, 2011 14:26:44

Dear Gossips,

The LifeStyle section RSS feed is now operational. The mobile tabs will follow shortly. Head over there to see Elle Fanning’s super cute but-would-they-be-allowed-in-uniform? shoes and Kylie Minogue’s sidewalk feathers. New style features from Sasha will be posted later today.

Has a Celebrity Mug-shot Art Installation happened yet? They’d have to dedicate a lot of wall space to Lindsay Lohan, as hilariously pointed out in a top article today on featuring all 5 of them side by side. Look how pretty she was still when the first one was taken in 2007. F-cked up and out of it, yes, but her lips aren’t taking over her chin and that permanent bloat hadn’t settled in around her face yet. Compare that to the brand new one...

It’s just...

I mean...

You mess with it and you can’t go back, you know? This is my greatest fear about cosmetic procedure. There’s no trial period. It’s irreversible. Let her face, and her mug-shots, be the warning.

Yours in gossip,


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