Dear Gossips,

It was so tasteful, it was a little…boring, right?

Prince George was christened yesterday and today the official photo was released and we’ll get to that soon but it all went down without a single obnoxious rich person hat. I feel ripped off.

You know what was more exciting that also happened yesterday that also had to do with babies? Panda babies! They were named yesterday as the Atlanta zoo followed Chinese tradition and waited 100 days before christening them. Here are Mei Lun and Mei Huan. I wrote a couple of weeks ago about that panda binge that happened to me on a Friday night recently and seeing these new shots released yesterday almost set me off again. Come on. Black and white > Cream and blue, right? And I’m a royal fan!

So now we have another Christian Grey. The winner in all of this? They won’t care about Charlie Hunnam anymore.

Yours in gossip,