Dear Gossips,

PEOPLE continues to release exclusive details and interview bits about Justin Timberlake’s big wedding. Everything else up to now -- the jumping, the serenading, the me me me-ing -- it’s all been good for snark and jokes. But this I found troubling -- JT’s wife on changing her name:

"Yes, I'm changing my name. My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names."  

Timberlake is indeed the jackpot of names. Haven’t you heard this before? Girls who start dating George Hillingsworth III and say to themselves, oh if we get married, I’ll be Mrs Jane Hillingsworth (or Whiteworth or Buckingtonshire or Hampwickton or Heathmountfield or Greenbrookfull or whatever) and doesn’t that sound so good!?

As opposed to Singh or Gorski or Wong or Hamid? Definitely no jackpots there.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,