Dear Gossips,

Adele on repeat all weekend? That was me. Standing in front of the mirror with the hairbrush, chest pumping like full blast when the chorus kicks in. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE! Jacek and I are going on holiday in a few weeks. For serious I’m going to shout this at the ocean and pretend I did something wrong to someone with more feels than I’ve ever had in any real situation ever in my whole life. 

And they say she’s on track to set the record for most digital sales of a song in a week. Shouldn’t be a surprise.


Is it still surprising when Jimmy Fallon trips and hurts himself? Because, um, it happens a lot. I guess he’s just accident-prone, which makes everyone feel better.

Yours in gossip,