Dear Gossips,

Have you read Madonna’s Reddit yet? You should. Her answers aren’t long, unlike Ethan Hawke or Aaron Paul (click here for a summary on theirs) so it’ll only take you a few minutes. But in that few minutes, this is classic Madonna. In other words, she’s all up her own ass AND she’s a sh-t disturber. It’s the very best of her. Here’s an example – someone asks her about her last dream and M’s answer:

“Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.”

Now you know Madonna knows. She totally knew that would be extracted and remembered. Just like she knew that NOT answering a question about Lady Gaga, but letting it hang there in the digital ether, would have its own effect.

So it’s really too bad no one asked about Gwyneth. Because Madonna would not have been able to resist. She’d keep it cheeky, but she’d give us something.

Click here for Madonna’s Reddit.

Yours in gossip,