Intro for September 29, 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 14:42:39 September 29, 2011 14:42:39

Dear Gossips,

Last nightΓÇÖs Gossip Night in Vancouver at French Connection gave us every reason to start working on a Smut Soiree in Vancouver. THANK YOU!

So hereΓÇÖs what helped with my hangover today: have you heard about the Gasp clothing situation in Australia? Apparently the store policy is to treat customers like sh-t and reject them if they donΓÇÖt ΓÇ£getΓÇ¥ it. Theirs, supposedly, is an esoteric style philosophy: we may be too fashion forward for you, and thatΓÇÖs exactly how it should be and weΓÇÖre perfectly happy if youΓÇÖre too much of a pig to understand whatΓÇÖs stylish and whatΓÇÖs not, so f-ck off.

For real. AND they backed that sh-t up with a statement in the newspaper. Which...fine, so now youΓÇÖre thinking Gasp is a euphemism for, like, Chanel, right? Um, Gasp is more like a euphemism for Ed Hardy or worse. Click here to see for yourself. WHAT IS THAT HAIR???

For all the details on GaspΓÇÖs hilarious, um, superiority, click here. Seriously, who actually shops there? If youΓÇÖre in Australia, IΓÇÖd love to hear from you.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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