Remember: Crack Love is Forever. So it’s only a matter of time before Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reunite. Looks like Pete is looking to accelerate the process.

As you know, five minutes after throwing Pete out of her house, Kate hooked up with another musician called Jamie Hince and has since professed her undying love. Publicly.

Pete meanwhile re-found love with model Irina Lazareanu, was arrested with her for possession, smoked some more crack, and is now in treatment for the 75th time. According to WWD, Irina was seen last week at a fashion show with a ring on her finger and overheard telling people that Pete proposed and that they were engaged to be married.

Ironically enough, Irina of course was hand picked by Kate to model her designs for Topshop.

News of the engagement just broke this morning…

Which means Kate will hear of it soon enough and lose her f*cking sh-t and call him in a jealous rage and be in his bed licking his festering wounds by the weekend.

Crack Love is Forever.