I’m telling you up front: the following story comes from The Sun in the UK so, you know, we’re not exactly dealing with a great track record on accuracy here. They’re saying that Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are going on a retreat for four days to some spa in California where they’ll spend time doing yoga and hiking and drinking wine and chilling out before B goes on tour with Jay. Supposedly G wants to help B “get her energy back” even though she herself has had a rough go of it lately. But not really. Because remember, G does everything better, including divorce.
Look, Gwyneth and Beyonce are tight. We know that. And I’ve no doubt that they would totally hang out at some exclusive deluxe nature resort because they feel like they need the time off. I’m just not sure The Sun would know about it in advance. That said, if they do, well, in my best Hans Gruber voice, Send The Paps.
Here’s Gwyneth in New York yesterday in a great outfit, LOVE those pants, after shopping at Bloomingdales. A couple of my blonde friends have made comments recently about her tone. That her colourist needs to take down the yellow. Is this a true story?
