I do wonder what Selena Gomez thinks when she’s watching shows like Saturday Night Live and they’re mocking her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend about being a child. That can’t be a turn-on. But who am I to talk? I’ve slept with a lot of hideous people. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with are vile. Justin Bieber is actually hotter than 90% of the people I’ve had sex with.
Anyway, Selena might still be having sex with Justin. Or she wants him to want to continue to have sex with her. It’s all the same.
Last week after the Golden Globes, Selena left the after-party with Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux while holding hands with DJ Zedd. Here’s the video:
On Friday, TMZ reported that she was then seen at dinner with JB and that they were holding hands. Needless to say, whatever she was doing worked.
But on Instagram last night she posted this:
That’s Zedd in the background…
It’s a lot of everything over nothing, as it always is when you’re dealing with two jealous assholes. Back in the day, I was one of those too. Too many times I stupidly got back together with a person who disgusted me just because I didn’t want him to be with someone else.
PS. Here’s what Zedd posted on his Instagram. Ahem