The GMD is an auror?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 22:05:29 September 29, 2011 22:05:29

Gawker profiled The Delphian School today. ItΓÇÖs K-12, at $42,000 a year per student, even though itΓÇÖs not yet accredited, though in the process, and was founded by Scientologists. The way the students themselves describe it, itΓÇÖs like, um, Hogwarts for Xenu people. Click here to watch the promotional video and to read more about the curriculum.

I like the part where they have to stare at each other for 2 hours. This explains a lot. Also, is a ΓÇ£wogΓÇ¥ like a ΓÇ£MuggleΓÇ¥? Interesting strategy, non? To sell themselves as Harry Potter for real life? The Sea Org is the Ministry of Magic? Does that actually make the GMD, like, an auror? This is a really fun game. Except for the part where people are actually living and paying for it every day. Chills, chills, chills.

Anyway, hereΓÇÖs Tom Cruise in Pittsburgh yesterday shooting One Shot as Jack Reacher in what looks like a muscle car because heΓÇÖs tough and he donΓÇÖt take no sh-t from no one and heΓÇÖll look you in the eye as heΓÇÖs knockinΓÇÖ you out, buster, and thatΓÇÖs the way a real man fights a fight. I dunno. You give me a name like Jack Reacher and you put Tom Cruise in the role and thatΓÇÖs the kind of dialogue IΓÇÖm hearing in my head.


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