I don’t remember hating a pair of shoes as much as I hate these ones, Oh My God I hate them so much. Hate the thickness of the straps. Hate how cheap they look. Hate the shape of the heel. Hate how this can possibly happen – that a pair of shoes this unimaginative (I could have designed them, for real) and accessible could end up being presented as an option to be worn at a premiere. I ask this question a lot. It never gets answered.