The Empress of Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2013 18:24:23 December 24, 2013 18:24:23

Christmas is the holiday of Mariah Carey. Do you know how much money Mimi makes from Christmas? Count all the times you’ve heard the song. Now multiply it across the world. Christmas is Mimi’s personal holiday. Don’t call her an idiot when you consider she went out and basically wrote a Christmas classic that will ensure that dembabies never have to walk a day in their lives.

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you should know that it’s not Christmas, not officially, until Mimi goes to Aspen. And takes her clothes off. With heels on.

This is why I’ve waited until now to post these shots:

Mimi, with her tits out, walking her dog in the freezing mountain air.

Mimi, with her tits out, cockblocking the Christmas tree.

Mimi on 4 inches going shopping with her kids, fronting like Christmas is actually about them. Is it? Is it really?

Mimi was on Watch What Happens Live the other night, the final episode before the Christmas break. I’m not going to recap the highlights for you because it’s Christmas, and at Christmas, to borrow from Love Actually, you tell the truth:

She is the joy of our lives. And, to get into the spirit, you will enjoy this, all of it, uninterrupted – for the fanning, for shading, and especially for the GIVING…

The whole point to Mimi and, therefore, Christmas, is that it’s more important to GIVE than to RECEIVE. That’s all she does, OK? She gives when she’s injured, she gives when she mothers, she gives by simply existing.

Happy Mimi Christmas!

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