Jacek is a hardcore golfer. He plays year round, even when it pours in Vancouver. In Vancouver it rains...all the time. So he has the golfcart, with a rain protector, and a corresponding umbrella situation, and handwarmers, and all kinds of other knicks and knacks I’m too bored to list that allow him to play in a torrential downpour. The final piece, of course, because Jacek cannot dress, was the clothing. For a long time I was nagging his ass to get on J Lindeberg. Finally, one day, he agreed and put on the pants. Please. Obviously they’re the best pants he’s ever worn. He bought 2 pairs.

It’ll take me another 2 years to talk him into getting a few pieces from the collection for regular, everyday use, when he’s not farting around in Under Armour.