Our Mother of Magic, JK Rowling, isn’t a carpet whore. She keeps a very, very low profile, even at her own movie premieres. So it’s exciting when she goes out. And she seems to be really into Wimbledon. She and her husband were seated in the Royal Box and watched Serena Williams and Novak Djokovic win their matches today.

As you can see, Jo enjoyed some strawberries, only apparently you’re not supposed to eat them in the box, only afterwords during tea. Oh f-ck off. The woman invented quidditch. Let her eat her berries whenever she goddamn wants to.

By the way, if you had that much cash money lying around, would you pay $200K for a first edition Harry Potter annotated by Jo herself? That’s how much it went for last month. I think I would.