There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and over again. I hate it. I hate the colour, I hate the material, and I especially hate the way the sweep over the shoulder goes all the way down her back.

Jada was there, obviously, with Will. Who presented the biggest award of the night to 12 Years A Slave. Bonus points for the open neck there. It’s a super sexy look on him. But the better shot is the one of him greeting John Travolta. Is there a secret Xenu handshake? John looks like he’s coming in for a kiss.