In the face of almost irrefutable evidence that Jake Gyllenhaal is in fact Toothy Tile, I am stupidly standing by my belief that he isn"t. Why stupid? Well for starters, Ted Casablanca has practically outed him without outing him and these gorgeous photos of him frolicking by the sea with his pups and an unnamed companion are just too good to be straight. Anyway, let"s address a couple of Jakey related topics while we"re at it. First - the whole Kiki showdown that was promised and that so many of you emailed me about. Never happened. In fact, Kiki Dunst was suspiciously absent from Oscar night even though we were all told to expect her. I have no idea why and I"m not even going to bother speculating about what she"s up to but suffice to say, I was greatly disappointed. As for those reports of Jakey getting it on with Keira Knightley - careful what you read. To my knowledge she"s still pretty gaga over that hunk of British hotness Rupert Friend and given their romantic beachside promenade a week pre-Oscar, I"m hesitant to buy into any J&K reports, especially since we can"t even agree on whether or not he actually prefers p*ssy.