Look at the magnanimous Mariah doing her part for Operation Smile! A motherload of juicy jiggle, non? Say what you will but I continue to cling to one of my own personal and essential Gossip Truths – that her tits are the real deal. And as naïve as it is to believe that Jake Gyllenhaal loves cooch, I also believe that Mimi’s tatas are every inch and fondle all her own. Everything else is open season. But leave the breasts alone.