Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants.
The pants are a huge problem.
Take a look at Jakey arriving in London the other day to promote Rendition – a movie so disappointing critics actually WALKED OUT during the screening at TIFF – persisting with that beard and completely clueless about how to properly wear a pair of pants. I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting the problem area: the waist is too high, the hips are too tight…
Jeans should hang off a man without drooping off a man. See Brad Pitt. See David Beckham.
What is it about Jakey’s body that prevents the pants perfection? Makes me crazy…
The Pants Still Suck
