I have a colleague who is a lesbian. Never looks at boys that way. She says she doesn’t even notice them below the neck. But for Jake Gyllenhaal, even she wants to be his girlfriend.

How can you resist Jakey?

This is Jakey leaving the gym yesterday in LA, loyally wearing a hoodie in support of his friend Jenny Lewis.

Jake’s Prince of Persia wasn’t the major smash hit domestically that they were all hoping for. Not even close. Internationally however, they’ve made back their money. So that trip to Russia was worth it then. For ALL of us.

By the way, have you seen the video of Jakey singing and then blushing and being cuter than you imagined possible?

Please. He’s campaigning hard for the Lifetime. Thanks Katie!

Photos from Flynetonline.com