For some reason, this was the first thought that came to mind. You remember when Matthew McConaughey was arrested for playing bongos naked? And he went on to win an Oscar 15 years later! This must have been what he meant in his Oscar speech – only instead of 10 years it shoulda been 15.
Anyway, here’s Jake Gyllenhaal in Rome shooting Everest, also naked, banging on some pots and pans, only unlike McConaughey, his junk is taped up. So…does that mean they’re going to CGI his penis? Or did they really want to make sure his ass was bare in the shot and had to sacrifice the crotch? Who made that happen? The makeup artist or did he do it himself? I don’t know why I’m asking all these questions when all you want to do is stare at his body.
Update: photo set removed at the request of the photo agency.