Wearing black at the Spidey press conference in Japan – the skirt, the simplicity, my Kiki looks divine, non?

Here’s Kiki with what looks to be the full cast of Spiderman 3. Sam Raimi and Tobey look related, don’t they?

As for James Franco…OK so he needs a nap and a shower. And I’m not sure why his pants are so tight. But once in a while, dirty is the Hotness. And after meeting his dirty hotness in person at Sundance and passing up a chance to sit on his lap, I find him oddly quiverating here. Repulsive, unclean, and slimy…but quiverating all the same.