The Artist James Franco went to play paintball with some friends yesterday in New York. Is the Artist making a movie about paintball? Writing a poem about paintball? Paintballing an installation? Or does the Artist actually have some free time on his hand for leisure?

Nah. It’s probably a paintball sculpture, whatever that might look like. If you can’t conceive of it, it’s because you just don’t have the eye.

But for some reason, the Artist didn’t want to be seen. Taking artistic inspiration from Leonardo DiCaprio, the Artist hid under a sweater. Is the Artist James Franco playing Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s so meta. It’s almost perfect meta.