James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain continue to work on The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby which, to me, based on pap photos only and no other knowledge so, yes, an ignorant assumption, feels a little like One Day.

Anyway, as you can see, their characters have an argument and he gets hit by a taxi but... is ok in the end because then his shirt is cut off at the sleeve and he’s got a few bandages as if to suggest they’ve been to the hospital and let back out...right?

I want to drown my tingling smutty senses about these two. I want those senses to die. But still they keep wriggling up through the cracks and I can’t tell if it’s actual gossip instinct or conditioning from all the bad sh-t that famous people keep doing but please, please, please let them be wrong.