January 28, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2015 14:07:17 January 28, 2015 14:07:17

“To our beautiful, warm, feisty Melina on her birthday. Let's just call it as it is - this past year was kind of an asshole to you. It did its worst, and guess what? It's gone, and you're still here. So today, we're not only celebrating you - for being a steadfast friend, a passionate advocate for animal charities, an amazing aunt, and an utterly selfless daughter - but we're also going to celebrate that this year is finally over. Your new year already has so many good things on the horizon, like London for starters, and a bit more time for yourself. So for everything that you do for everyone else, here are Shemar Moore, Lenny Kravitz, Jon Stewart, Dave Grohl and Francesco Totti.”

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