Have received a few emails about this -- that January Jones's costume for Halloween was her wardrobe from Mad Men, in character as her character, Betty Draper.

My first instinct is that this is awesome, because that's so convenient, and convenience turns me on. Like, I get horny for anything efficient, that saves me time. If I could, I'd have sex with my Nexus card.

But then again I don't have a kid. And so I'm not coming at this from the perspective of how a parent participates in Halloween, particularly when you're going out trick-or-treating with your child and other children. In that sense, it's more for them. She wasn't at Kate Hudson's after hours party, right? So...I'm just saying the kids might not get it. Now, parents, does it matter? You're going to have to tell me.